Top Definition
A sexual act, in which two people perform a ring toss themed game with bagels, and an erect penis. The bagel tosser then eats the bagel(s) which were tossed onto the erect penis. Hence the name, "beef bagel".
Josh: Oh dude, I played beef bagel with this chick the other night.

Dan: Oh yeah? How'd it go?

Josh: She got so into it, she almost bit my dick off.

Dan: Oh.. dayum.
by harlex April 20, 2010

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