Knight #1: "Did thee take that serving wench to thy keep last night?"
Knight #2: "Yes, mine bedroom jousting was most vigorous last evening. I woke to find blood on mine bedsheets."
Knight #2: "Yes, mine bedroom jousting was most vigorous last evening. I woke to find blood on mine bedsheets."
by sirsilverfox April 7, 2010
by Oodle August 16, 2008
A tissue used to catch semen after wanking that has hardened in the bin so as to resemble the popular Indian snack
by spanky goes to hollywood May 19, 2011
Someone who practices guitar in his bedroom with little or no desire to join a band. Usually these types have MAD chops as a result of sitting in their rooms, practicing for hours upon end. Every bedroom shredder gets issued a Washburn, Ibanez, or Petrucci signature guitar (the official weapons of choice of all able-bodied teenage males) right after purchasing a web cam and completing YouTube shred army basic training.
by G str1ng November 17, 2007
An expression relating to the push to procreate and which is often won by those ethnicities who just happen to excel at it.
Why of course we are ready and willing to fight in the battle of the bedroom and so therefore we are winning!
by Dr Bunnygirl June 15, 2021
by joenuts#4 January 17, 2022
According to Phil McNickle. It’s when the light is low and hits the boys just right and shows all the sexy curves and muscles.
by Armrunr November 10, 2017