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kyle beckerman 

a world class soccer player. A US international, his quality on the ball is only surpassed by his intelligent positioning. Not afraid to have a go from outside the box, rarely missing the target. Regarded by many to have been cheated out of the ballon d'or in 2010 as well as 2011.
"How the hell did Kyle Beckerman win that tackle? and then score from 45 yards out?!"

"Because he's Beckerman BITCH."
kyle beckerman by King of the Sands December 16, 2011
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John Beerman 

A man (who may or may not be named John) who enjoys drinking a vast quantity of beer at any occasion available.
John Beerman by zEd-man August 4, 2008

Beckman High School 

A wonderful school in sunny California where you will be judged and ridiculed for everything from your clothes, to your race. Its suppose to be one of the best schools around but we can thank the Asians for that.The rich kids dominate here, so unless your white and insanely gorgeous, you don't matter...
Today we made fun of some little mexican kids and told this asian girl to make me orange chicken! Just another great day at Beckman High School.
The greatest last name on the face of the earth and even the universe. If you have this name you instantly become a god once you go to college. Known to be able to drink copious amounts of alcohol in a single sitting. Also having this name will also help you out with the ladies ;)
Dude, did you see Beermann at that party last night? He was so fucking awsome! I wish I was just like him.

betterman 

A great song by Pearl Jam. About a wife's struggle with her husband. Listen to it live on Yahoo or the album version, but bottom line, just listen to it. You will see the light.
Betterman is a great song, nuff said.
betterman by Brazzle June 17, 2006

Bickerment 

More than bickering, but no quite an argument.
Joe: Glad that was an easy compromise.
Susy: Yeah, thank goodness it was just a bickerment.
Bickerment by pyschoticdemons July 25, 2011

Beermance 

Having a Romance with Beer.
This is a love hate relationship. The morning after consuming too much beer you 'hate' it. but the following day your back in love with it.
I'm having a beermance.
He's having a beermance.
Beermance by By Grunt February 7, 2010