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Beaver Cat 

A Cross between a Beaver and a Bobcat species found in Northern Vermont and high elevations of Afghanistan. First found back in 1917 during the great movement of the Hajji in Northern Afghanistan, then in 1987 a local hunter in Franklin County Vermont shot and killed one while being chased. The weight average is about 89lbs and have a Venuom sack attached to its waist for attacking ISAF prey. No other information was givin.
A Beaver Cat from the cat family but dangrous and stand on two legs.
Beaver Cat by Merc man May 25, 2010
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Cat beater 

Those demons that beat yocat to the ground.
My boyfriend is the best cat beater around.
Cat beater by lovelypanda610 April 9, 2024

BEAVERS: Cats 4 the Damsical 

The outstanding 4th Movie in the Cats series created by creative genius Scott Wozniak
After watching the first 3 Cats Musical Movies, I desperately have to watch BEAVERS: Cats 4 the Damsical

beavercat 

A wild drunken animal with long talons and razor-sharp teeth, who thrives during the summer and hibernates all winter long. The beavercat likes attacking black tights and biting exposed limbs. Can be found in packs at the bar and in social settings in Fiji. WARNING: Do not cross paths when a beavercat is angry.
"What happened to your arm?"

"That damn beavercat got me"

"What happened to your tights?"

"My tights are now socks thanks to that beavercat"
beavercat by Skittys March 2, 2010

Beaverpated 

When You fall in love and it gnaws at you like a beaver gnaws on trees.
I didn't think he loved me but I'm sure beaverpated these days.
Beaverpated by Chloe1776 November 22, 2018

Beavergate

When someone accidentally sends a picture of their unwanted vagina to a group of people that it was not intended for. This causes an uproar and an Beavergate is an investigation, similar to Watergate to figure out who the recipient was supposed to be and what the story was behind the infamous mishap. The sender of the picture also goes into immediate damage control.
After a night of drinking Monica pulled a Beavergate involving the entire PTA. Rumors flies, was she cheating, was this for attention, had she been drinking but most importantly in this day and age why was she sporting a 1970’s inspired bush?
Beavergate by PTA member October 14, 2025
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026