Once cast, this spell results in an instantaneous erection lasting no longer than two hours. Please consult with your doctor before performing such a spell.
As Harry entered her chamber, he then cast "Beatus Meatiosis". The day was short but the night was long.
by Page1of3 May 13, 2013
Beatus meatus is the act of secretly (or in public) issuing a pushing movement on yo natural dongus until white joos leaks out. (red joos is optional)
Invented by Confucius in 470bc the art was mastered by Gandhi after seeing underage children.
Note* = Always perform beatus meatus only when your pp extendus (or else it can result in death).
Invented by Confucius in 470bc the art was mastered by Gandhi after seeing underage children.
Note* = Always perform beatus meatus only when your pp extendus (or else it can result in death).
by Murtuza August 29, 2021
by Shadowknight908 January 7, 2019
Yeetus Cleetus Deletus Fetus Meatus Beatus means to beat the absolute shit our of someone else's newborn baby through reality hacks in which you ascended to another dimensional plane just to beat the shit out of that baby, this is a very painful experience to both you and the baby, but don't worry, you have at least a 0.0000000001% chance of survival, at least you have that? the baby on the other hand will die, but who cared about it anyways, right? it was more or less and accidental birth anyways.... this can also be used as a threat, in which you may go back in time through that same ascendance to the time that person was born and do the same as previously explained.
by TychonChosha898 November 9, 2021
An old phrase use to express the need of needing to masturbate which has now been replaced with the more common phrases like: Beat my meat , jack off and wank my dong
by Birubo March 31, 2021
The eggus beatus is an act performed on a pregnant woman who is feeling adventurous. The first step, is to mount an egg whisker to a drill. Next, the “beater” must insert the whisker into the vagina activating the drill until the “yoke” of the baby starts so leak out. Another key step is that the “beater” must be wearing highwaters and smoking a dart.
Me: Hey man, heard you got that one girl pregnant, has her boyfriend found out.
Friend: Naw, I gave her the eggus beatus before he realized. All good in the hood.
Friend: Naw, I gave her the eggus beatus before he realized. All good in the hood.
by Curious4cougars September 26, 2019
BRo On phone: im bouta beatus my meatucus
other bro: aight
Bro not on phone annymore:ahhhhhhh! *nuts enourmously*
other bro: aight
Bro not on phone annymore:ahhhhhhh! *nuts enourmously*
by skeet skeet 1234205666789 September 26, 2019