Top Definition
An intense rough massage mostly given after a hard game, most notably by Beatrice "The Fireant" Middleton.
Morris: "That was a rough game. I'm exhausted."

Beatrice: "Well, would you like a massage to help you relax?"

Morris: "No thanks! I'm not ready for a Beatrice Beatdown, it wasn't that hard of a game!"
by Dusty's Baby Powder September 19, 2010

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