A person who want a beard and feels their reason for existance is to save sheep from the Welsh farmers who love sheep too much. Beardy McSheeplovers can, and often are, female.
Stacey:" I want a beard and i love sheep. Damn those welsh people! I must save the sheep!"
Lewis:"Ok then Beardy McSheeplover. Calm down! It is a face beard we're talking about here isnt it?"