| 1. | Bearditis | ||
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When a male refuses to shave his beard to too long of a time, resulting in a massive growth on the males face. Signs of bearditis can include, but are not limited to: -birds making shelter within your beard -women being repulsed -sudden urge to go chop down trees and wear flannel shirts -face feeling heavy, droopy, may even eventually fall off -green poop -death (in extreme cases) Cyndee-"Omg, I think Shane may have bearditis."
Ciara--"Yeah, me too. I heard some strange cheeping sounds coming from his beard yesterday." Cyndee-"He better shave it soon. I feel repulsed." |
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