Signs of bearditis can include, but are not limited to:
-birds making shelter within your beard
-women being repulsed
-sudden urge to go chop down trees and wear flannel shirts
-face feeling heavy, droopy, may even eventually fall off
-death (in extreme cases)
Ciara--"Yeah, me too. I heard some strange cheeping sounds coming from his beard yesterday."
Cyndee-"He better shave it soon. I feel repulsed."