Top Definition
A bearded shit is when a bearded face is pushed into an unexpectedly stationary dwarfs ass with the resulting pressure causing some beard whiskers to get stuck to shit
Why did he stop moving? I could have ended up a bearded shit
by The Mystery Writing Monkey March 29, 2010

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