Bear tits

A slightly less offensive substitute for "bullshit".

The <favored home team> lost the <big game> to the <hated underdogs>!? Bear tits!

by Permanenthursday January 23, 2010

bear tits

hairy nipples

It's a nasty feeling to accidentally feel a girl's bear tits in the dark.

by anamigo June 24, 2010

gummi bear tits

noun. refers to a woman who is still very attractive dispite having small mammary glands. Specifically implies she suits them, and that the person using the word prefers them that way.

"hey there gummi bear tits, how about a snog?"

*slap*

*knee to the bollocks*

by moominX June 28, 2010