Your belly button. Contains everything you'd need to survive in the wild for 3 days. Can be used to catch dew or rain. Contains food crumbs since your last bath. Contains enough lint to braid a roap or start a fire. If you have an "Innie" bellybutton,you're fucked.
I only bathe once a week so my Bear Grylls Emergency Kit is always well stocked.
by wolfbait51 April 16, 2011