by the good girl(; March 28, 2010
A technocratic, usually white, liberal to conservative individual who has no understanding of productive forces or inequality.
Such individuals regularly dismiss obvious physical or social constraints (the cost of labor, the lack of an atmosphere on mars) in favor of grandiose visions fueled entirely by a child-like obsession with sci-fi movies.
Genuinely think that poverty is a result of "not-sufficiently-advanced technology". Probably believes in the "singularity". Usually worship Elon Musk as their lord and savior.
Such individuals regularly dismiss obvious physical or social constraints (the cost of labor, the lack of an atmosphere on mars) in favor of grandiose visions fueled entirely by a child-like obsession with sci-fi movies.
Genuinely think that poverty is a result of "not-sufficiently-advanced technology". Probably believes in the "singularity". Usually worship Elon Musk as their lord and savior.
normal person: Climate Change is pretty bad, maybe we should try to green the deserts or force CEOs to start paying their fair share of emission credits?
Bazinga Brain: dude we can just colonize Mars instead
normal person: traffic is getting pretty bad. Maybe we should build more trains since they're more efficient.
Bazinga Brain: DUDE what if....we built tunnels....underground...for CARS??! We could call it the Diaperscoop
normal person: why is Elon's stock price so high? They hardly make 2% of the world's total car sales, but its still worth more than every car company in the world combined. Surely this bubble will not end well....
Bazinga Brain: You just can't understand his genius! He's going to have self-driving cars out next year, just like he promised in 2014, and 2015, and 2016, and 2017, and 2018, and 2019, and 2020, and and and
Bazinga Brain: dude we can just colonize Mars instead
normal person: traffic is getting pretty bad. Maybe we should build more trains since they're more efficient.
Bazinga Brain: DUDE what if....we built tunnels....underground...for CARS??! We could call it the Diaperscoop
normal person: why is Elon's stock price so high? They hardly make 2% of the world's total car sales, but its still worth more than every car company in the world combined. Surely this bubble will not end well....
Bazinga Brain: You just can't understand his genius! He's going to have self-driving cars out next year, just like he promised in 2014, and 2015, and 2016, and 2017, and 2018, and 2019, and 2020, and and and
by Vespr July 1, 2022
Guy: Sorry i was in Bazinga Style earlier (brought a Cybertank to a tractor fight)
Child: I hate you
Child: I hate you
by Bazinga 1972 April 7, 2022
The Bazinga Effect is a philosophy originating from the popular tv series "Big Bang Theory". The well known catchphrase, "Bazinga" is used frequently, and a lot of the time out of context. This word is far from being classified as funny, but people still laugh. The word bazinga is an example, and the namesake of The Bazinga Effect.
Steve: "I don't get why people keep laughing, it's not funny."
Joseph: "It looks like The Bazinga Effect is settling in."
Joseph: "It looks like The Bazinga Effect is settling in."
by Platootel January 19, 2018
"Ryan, come look at my schedule that I made."
"Oh cool lemme see."
"Just kidding. How does it feel to be bazinga blasted?"
"This is why your parents don't love you."
"Oh cool lemme see."
"Just kidding. How does it feel to be bazinga blasted?"
"This is why your parents don't love you."
by BRWNBOY May 8, 2021
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