Did you get a chance to meet that family that moved up from Louisiana? What a bunch of bayou trolls.
by Sir Quilliam III April 4, 2011
Dude 1: "Damn, my ass is sweaty as hell and I have a monster wedgie."
Dude 2: "we call that Bayou Ass."
Dude 2: "we call that Bayou Ass."
by BigMeech(larryhoover) January 3, 2011
She thought I was going in for the chili dog...instead I decided to boat the bayou all the way home.
by justone April 2, 2015
by Evangeline Downes April 18, 2008
When you and your lover are standing at least knee-deep (but no deeper than waist-deep) in a body of still, stagnant water (a swamp or bayou is preferable), and one of you makes a buoyant bowel movement in the water, and floats it over to the other as a gift-- the way one would give another a freshly-baked brownie.
by Nicholas Womp June 9, 2007
A sexual act in which an African woman is engaged in anal sex and as you near climax you pull out. The female proceeds to excrete shit and the male ejaculates on top of the shit giving it a proper glaze. Finally, the male picks up the shit yelling "Louisiana bayou!" and slaps her undercarriage with it.
by Skeeterman169696969 October 21, 2013
A man who lives a very simple life totally in tune with nature and his fellow man. He attained much success in his lifetime and even after his death he is never forgotten. He's sort of a hippie who doesn't grow his hair long, and loves to feel the wind on his skin.
by Chirpygirl February 3, 2010