Bay Area High School Smashers

A group of dedicated, misguided, and ignorant people who play Super Smash Bros Ultimate for the Nintendo Switch. Contrary to the other crews of the Bay Area, they carry a train of logic so misinformed that they must use their loud voices over their intelligence. With their incredibly wacky takes about the bestselling game, they reside in the Bay Area High School Smash Discord Server so their reasons remain shielded from public backlash. They remain abbreviated as BAHSS.

"I think olimar is mid tier at best"
"that's a Bay Area High School Smashers-level take bro, chill"

"man roy is so hard to play"
"dude, are you a BAHSS?"

Bay Area High School Smashers by NorCalBoys June 14, 2019

bay area rap 

Underground gangster rap that originated in the Sanfrancisco bay area of northern california. It has now become popular nation wide and is some pretty gangsta shit.

Bay area rappers:
mac dre
E-40
Spice1

bay area rap by street sense August 3, 2008

Bay Area 

Most commonly refers to the area around the bay located in the northern region of California. The peninsula part is based around San Francisco. The other major areas include Oakland in the east bay, and San Jose in the south bay. The Bay Area constitutes of all those regions and suburbs of those cities near the bay. There are, however, common misconceptions of the bay area, such as the Bay Area of Memphis, Tennessee, as well as a few others. THE BAY AREA MOST COMMONLY REFERS TO THE REGION IN NORTHERN CALIFORNIA, YOU CAN NOT DENY THAT.

The rapper Lil' Wyte states that he is from the Bay Area. He is not from the Bay Area in Northern California, so he is in fact a pussy bitch. E-40 and Too Short are from the Bay Area; Vallejo and Oakland, respectively. Dont hate on the Cali Bay Area just cause your state's Bay Area isnt as well known.

Here's an analogy...When people say Portland (there are 14 Portlands in the U.S.), they're most likely talkin about the one in Oregon.

(my bad if i didnt name your city in the definition of the bay area...i got love for the whole bay...vallejo, concord, richmond, pittsburg, sunnyvale, palo alto (EPA), fremont, mateo, marin, berkeley, and every lil town i forgot from gilroy to sactown to santa rosa and back down)

Bay Area by SayinItHowItIs May 2, 2005

Bay Area Business School 

A pyramid scheme to separate well educated liberal arts majors from their trust-fund allowance. The scheme relies on false promises of high ROI, social rank, beer and Rotel on Fridays, a prom night do-over, and a view of the top 2% of the narcissistic personality disorder spectrum, providing insight into the human condition.

The top of pyramid is dominated by prep school spawn with low likeability. They live on a revenue stream from participants, but make most of their money from contracting gigs pitched through their university press “publications.”

The second tier joins two unique groups, a group of smart top-tier candidates that serve as sexual partners, breeders, and ego fluffers to the top tier in hopes of moving up, and a group of sexed-out top tier members that do not have the physical looks sufficient for the promotional material. Known as “Deans,” they are considered outcasts in the top tier circles.

The bottom feeders are IT workers that chew up a staggering 20-30% of the revenue. As master con artists, this bottom group benefits the most via telecommuting arrangements. Unnecessary equipment is bought from friends and placed where a row of cubicles would actually provide a habitat for revenue generators in most schemes. Some speculate the lights on the equipment blink hypnotically and subdue higher tiers. This group garners additional revenue from “work@home” side gigs which fund spiritual retreats on the California coast and bottom-shelf gorged orgies.

Yeah I got suckered at a Bay Area business school. I blew 80k and my junk grew a second head.

Bay Area Business School by UnderemployedMBA March 4, 2011

bay area 

The San Francisco Bay Area, also known as the Bay Area, is a geographically diverse metropolitan area that surrounds the San Francisco Bay in Northern California. Home to more than eight million people, it is composed of cities, towns, military bases, airports, and associated regional, state, and national parks sprawled over nine counties (ten, according to some agencies) and connected by a massive network of roads, highways, railroads, and commuter rail.
The Bay Area, unlike the typical metropolitan area, contains several distinct urban and suburban centers. While San Jose is the largest city in the Bay Area (having surpassed San Francisco in the 1990 census), for most of its history San Francisco was the largest city in the region. The area containing the city of San Francisco, together with Oakland and San Jose, is the sixth-largest consolidated metropolitan area in the United States.The following lists are based on the ten-county definition of the Bay Area. Cities in bold serve as county seat. The places listed in italics are located in Santa Cruz county, which is excluded by the nine-county definition.

Counties
* Alameda County
* Contra Costa County
* Marin County
* Napa County
* San Francisco County
* San Mateo County
* Santa Clara County
* Santa Cruz County
* Solano County
* Sonoma County

Cities with more than 200,000 inhabitants
* San Jose, 953,679
* San Francisco, 799,263
* Oakland, 412,318
* Fremont, 210,158

Cities with 100,000 to 200,000 inhabitants
* Antioch
* Berkeley
* Concord
* Daly City
* Fairfield
* Hayward
* Richmond
* Santa Clara
* Santa Rosa
* Sunnyvale
* Vallejo

Municipalities and suburbs with 10,000 to 100,000 inhabitants
* Alameda
* Alamo
* Albany
* American Canyon
* Ashland
* Bay Point
* Belmont
* Benicia
* Blackhawk-Camino Tassajara
* Brentwood
* Burlingame
* Campbell
* Capitola
* Castro Valley
* Cherryland
* Clayton
* Cupertino
* Danville
* Dixon
* Dublin
* East Palo Alto
* El Cerrito
* El Sobrante
* Foster City
* Gilroy
* Half Moon Bay
* Healdsburg
* Hercules
* Hillsborough
* Lafayette
* Larkspur
* Live Oak
* Livermore
* Los Altos
* Los Gatos
* Martinez
* Menlo Park
* Mill Valley
* Millbrae
* Milpitas
* Moraga
* Morgan Hill
* Mountain View (Santa Clara Co.)
* Napa
* Newark
* Novato
* Oakley
* Orinda
* Pacifica
* Palo Alto
* Petaluma
* Piedmont
* Pinole
* Pittsburg
* Pleasant Hill
* Pleasanton
* Redwood City
* Rohnert Park
* San Anselmo
* San Bruno
* San Carlos
* San Leandro
* San Lorenzo
* San Mateo
* San Pablo
* San Rafael
* San Ramon
* Santa Cruz
* Saratoga
* Scotts Valley
* South San Francisco
* Stanford
* Suisun City
* Tamalpais-Homestead Valley
* Union City
* Vacaville
* Walnut Creek
* Watsonville
* Windsor

Municipalities and suburbs with fewer than 10,000 inhabitants
* Amesti
* Angwin
* Aptos
* Aptos Hills-Larkin Valley
* Atherton
* Bayview-Montalvin
* Belvedere
* Ben Lomond
* Bethel Island
* Black Point-Green Point
* Bodega Bay
* Bolinas
* Bonny Doon
* Boyes Hot Springs
* Boulder Creek
* Brisbane
* Broadmoor
* Buena Vista
* Burbank
* Byron
* Calistoga
* Cloverdale
* Clyde
* Colma
* Corralitos
* Corte Madera
* Cotati
* Crockett
* Day Valley
* Deer Park
* Diablo
* Dillon Beach
* Discovery Bay
* East Richmond Heights
* East Foothills
* El Granada
* El Verano
* Eldridge
* Elmira
* Emeryville
* Fairfax
* Fairview
* Felton
* Fetters Hot Springs-Agua Caliente
* Forestville
* Freedom
* Fruitdale
* Glen Ellen
* Graton
* Green Valley
* Guerneville
* Highlands-Baywood Park
* Interlaken
* Inverness
* Kensington
* Kentfield
* Kenwood
* Knightsen
* La Honda
* Lagunitas-Forest Knolls
* Larkfield-Wikiup
* Lexington Hills
* Loma Mar
* Los Altos Hills
* Loyola
* Lucas Valley-Marinwood
* Montara
* Monte Rio
* Monte Sereno
* Moss Beach
* Mount Eden
* Mount Hermon
* Mountain View, Contra Costa Co.
* Muir Beach
* Occidental
* Opal Cliffs
* Pacheco
* Pescadero
* Point Reyes Station
* Port Costa
* Portola Valley
* Rio del Mar
* Rio Vista
* Rodeo
* Rollingwood
* Roseland
* Ross
* Saint Helena
* San Geronimo
* San Gregorio
* San Martin
* Santa Venetia
* Sausalito
* Sebastopol
* Seven Trees
* Sonoma
* Soquel
* Stinson Beach
* Strawberry
* Sunol
* Sunol-Midtown
* Tara Hills
* Temelec
* Tiburon
* Tomales
* Twin Lakes
* Vine Hill
* Waldon
* West Menlo Park
* Woodacre
* Woodside
* Yountville

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bay area by gostupid November 12, 2006

Bay Area Accent 

One of the less known-about American accents, can be heard throughout the bay depending on which area you're in. However, its beginning to fade as more and more people move in from other places.

Some notable differences:
- Slurring words or sounds together, "Sanrancisco"
- Dropping Ts, Santa Monica is "Sannamonica" and Santa Cruz is "Sannacruz"
- Replacing the "t" or "th" sounds with "d", so "these" is "deeze" and "those" is "dose"
- A weird "r" sound. I can't explain it
- Either super fast or super slow

- Throwing in a lot of bay area slang, "hella", "tryna", "slaps" "cop"
- Dropping whole words, "Whayya mean?" = "What do you mean?"

Listen to how these people talk, they have Bay Area Accents: YBN Nahmir ("listen to Rubbin' off the Paint", he picked up his accent from friends in Cali over GTA), Daveed Diggs, SOB x RBE (listen to "Anti")

Person: Say 'Catfish Hunter'
Person w Bay Area accent: CAFESH HUNNER
Person: Wtf

Person w Bay Area accent: I was born inna city and was raised in the da sen-oh-sen
Translation: I was born in the City and raised in the 707

Bay Area Accent by Weird flex but OK December 16, 2018

bay area private school guys 

Most of the private school guys in the bay are fucking lame, ugly, and they have no game at all. But the cute ones that are kinda cool can get it if they weren't dumb, unloyal, overly horny, cocky, and didn't spend all their time on video games.

girl 1: dude bay area private school guys are kinda fine no cap.
girl 2: ik but last time i talked to one it turned out to be a waste of time, money, and effort.

bay area private school guys by pppoopoo696969pppoopoo June 8, 2020