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Baudelaire 

Verb -

When a man wraps his partner's hair around his penis and matsturbates; usually resulting in orgasm and messy hair.

Derives from Charles Baudelaire (1821-1867) who obtained sexual gratification from the smelly and sticky hair of his lover Jeanne Duval.
"Oh my God! I can't believe you just Baudelaired me!"

"I am so going to Baudelaire you, you naughty little minx."
Baudelaire by poshwanker September 9, 2011

Baudelaire 

“Wow would you look at Baudelaire”

“She’s so gorgeous I love her mascara”
Baudelaire by Baudelaire July 21, 2021

violet baudelaire 

1. A shrewd fourteen year-old inventor in the Series of Unfortunate Events saga.

2. Anyone having mad skills at making and/or fixing contraptions.
1. I've read all about Violet Baudelaire yesterday; she was quite clever at out-witting that Olaf dude.

2. Your friend Bryan sure is a Violet Baudelaire when it comes to fixing cellphones.
violet baudelaire by Klaus Fisher January 29, 2010

Klaus Baudelaire 

A recently thirteen year old that loves to read and is a very intelligent person. His two sisters are Violet Baudelaire and Sunny Baudelaire. Hes reading skills have saved the three siblings from Count Olaf's clutches.
Klaus Baudelaire by camcam.105 January 12, 2017

sunny baudelaire 

Sunny Bauldelaire is a three year old girl which appears in books named Series Of Unfortunate Events. She loves biting hard things and hates things that made loud noises. She only bites a person if she doesn't like that person.(Like Count Olaf) She has the sharpest teeth in the world. Sunny has good skills for cooking.
Sunny Baudelaire can use her teeth.
sunny baudelaire by camcam.105 January 12, 2017

Tyler Baudelaire 

An alter-ego of Tyler, The Creator. He likes to travel and is typically seen in Switzerland. He likes to drive Italian Rally Cars from the 1980's. Also, seen in a train fighting with Trina Sir.
"I'm D.J. Drama, and on my side, that's Tyler Baudelaire, AKA Bunnyhop."
- D.J. Drama