When a guy/girl masturbates while thinking naughty thoughts about thier friend. These are usually pornographic, and very graphic.
Girl 1: God... your such a Friend Bater... I know your thinking of him while your touchin' yourself.
Girl 2: Oh really... how?
Girl 1: Cause you moan his name, and I can hear the bed sqeaking.
Girl 2: Oh really... how?
Girl 1: Cause you moan his name, and I can hear the bed sqeaking.
by Virgin Of Luck June 25, 2006
The first class of masturbation. First step rookie bater, next is Bater, followed by the most coveted of all titles. Masturbator!
Man, I've only beat it like 10 times, im still a rookie bater until ive slapped the salami 50 times, and then I still won't reach master until the unprecedented 10000 times.
by Grand Master Chomp da piece. October 18, 2007
Being the best at bating. An absolute master, to be exact. You must not act like a douche, you must just bate. And bate well. Very well. what is bating? if you do not know, you will not find out.
by white brown! May 4, 2010
by Later baters January 20, 2016
by Ted Collins February 26, 2009
A form of regret that develops after completing the act of masturbation. The origins of the feeling may include religous guilt, personally unaligned gender roles, and or most frequently a desire to have opted for another mental subject, or subject object.
I wouldn't have baters remorse now if I had clicked on the hot local mom's tab instead of the hunky bears tab.
by Nom de fake September 12, 2014
I think my husband is a race bater; "Asian" or "ebony" was in every single one of his searches on the computer in the basement he thinks I don't know about.
by Bill De Burgh January 13, 2018