Otherwise known as 'Glad Fold-Top bags', Bastard Bags are complete bastards. They will open up and screw you over at every possible time.
I tossed my friend a bag of Cheez-Itz at lunch, but as they flew through the air, I remembered it was a bastard bag. It opened in mid-air and I had to sweep up all the Cheez-Itz. Fucking Bastard Bags.
by Jake Howes June 9, 2007
A phrase used when an individual which the adverb is directed to is a fucking idiot and needs to re-evaluate their life.
by Rupert_Rupo February 21, 2018