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Basic Witch 

She's just a girl (usually white) who is obsessed with witchy aesthetics, has a pretty tarot deck (most likely a feminist themed), knows what's a natal chart but believes in cusp signs. She likes to pretend that she's scary but she'll piss her pants if she heard a sound in her house at 3 am. She considers all witches are sisters against patriarchy but most women think she's naive and reminds them of their anti-vaxxer aunt. Most likely to ditch witchcraft once she realize that 'witch' is a word that applies on both genders.
Mom: Becky get ready, we're going to visit auntie Karen
Becky: I am busy hexing that Piscearies boy that rejected dating me
Mom: You're such a basic witch!
Basic Witch by Lilithian June 13, 2020
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Basic Witch 

A somewhat emotional girl with dark tendencies. She is probably shy. She has way too many dark fantasy teen novels, and She probably hasn't read them all. They wear black a lot. They probably have a lot of animals. They like most basic girl things, but they have a gothish spin to their personality or interests. Lightly spiritualistic and enjoy witchcraft or paganism. LOVES Evanescence.
October the month of a Basic Witch as it allows her to express her spooky self safely.

She's definitely a Basic Witch; look at what she is reading.
Basic Witch by Kledula October 8, 2019
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