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Bartolomeo

The proper name for a sophisticated & saucy chihuahua male with feet that smell like fritos. A rare breed indeed.
A: Did you see that dog? He's so dope!

B: Yeah, that's because he is a Bartolomeo, duh.
Bartolomeo by Breadcrumb February 3, 2010

Bartolomeo

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Bartolomeo Cristofori 

Bartolomeo Cristofori, also known as Bartolommeo di Francesco Cristofori, was an Italian instrument maker known for inventing the piano. Born in Padua, he initially worked for Prince Ferdinando de' Medici in Florence, where he was responsible for maintaining and creating musical instruments. Cristofori's most significant innovation was the development of the pianoforte—the predecessor of the modern day piano—, an instrument capable of both soft and loud dynamics, unlike the harpsichord, which had limited dynamic range. His earliest known pianos date back to the early 1700s, featuring mechanisms such as the hammer action, which allowed for more expressive playing.
Guy 1: Hey, out of curiosity, who was the inventor of the piano?
Guy 2: Hey Siri.
Siri: * Du dun*
Guy 2: Who invented the piano?
Siri: Bartolomeo Cristofori
Guy 1: Who?

Henry Bartholomew Dingle Nut 

Henry Bartholomew Dingle Nut put a TNT in a daycare center

Quandale Dingleberry james bartholomew the 3rd farting anderson 

Man he looks a lot like Quandale Dingleberry james bartholomew the 3rd farting anderson right now

Bartholomew Douglas 

Another term for weed or thc products