| 1. | Barney shit | ||
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Noun: Something new, childish, simplistic, amateurish, or meant for beginners. It may also refer to foolishly innocent thoughts or actions. Origin: Drawn from Saul Williams' "Penny for a Thought": "a young child stares at a glowing screen transfixed by tales of violence his teenage father tells him that that's life, not that Barney shit a purple dinosaur that speaks of love, a black man that speaks of blood which one is keeping it real, son?" ~"Did you hear Jen got that job?"
~"At the lawyer's office? It's Barney shit. She's a secretary with a fancy title." ~"I tried a Guinness Stout for the first time last night. It was so good." ~"You're lucky. After all these years drinking Mich Ultra, you're lucky you can handle good beer. That Barney shit will ruin perfectly good taste buds." ~"Dude, Gina just waved to me. Do you think she likes me?" ~"What? Spare me the Barney shit. Go talk to her." |
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