who the fuck is courtney??
by bthanearker November 21, 2019
The best gf in the world. The Jacobs just wish she could trust them but she can't. She's always loved by Jacob Day
Jacob: I love you Dae.
Random Person: Sorry bro she can't trust u because she's a Dae Barker and your a Jacob Day
Random Person: Sorry bro she can't trust u because she's a Dae Barker and your a Jacob Day
by Savagepitbull332 July 26, 2019
The best gf in the world. The Jacobs just wish she could trust them but she can't. She's always loved by Jacob Day
Jacob: I love you Dae.
Random Person: Sorry bro she can't trust u because she's a Dae Barker and your a Jacob Day
Random Person: Sorry bro she can't trust u because she's a Dae Barker and your a Jacob Day
by Savagepitbull332 July 26, 2019
Person 1: Hey John can you help me with work today we've had 3 call ins and itll be a 16 hour shift if you dont
Person 2: Nah man I gotta really go home I think I might have a water leak in the basement
Person 1 to Person 3: Dude John just barkered us hard fml
Person 2: Nah man I gotta really go home I think I might have a water leak in the basement
Person 1 to Person 3: Dude John just barkered us hard fml
by CallMeDrew September 6, 2017
A gay from Goole who first started the trend of all gays putting their name on Urban Dictionary as an attempt at humour.
Why would anyone waste space on their Grindr profile with this rubbish, Steven Barker has a lot to answer for.
by PerfumedGal November 24, 2021
by Nevaehisnotsugargay May 6, 2019
Ruby Barker. Although at first on the outside she may seem unavailable and locked away, in reality shes the softest, biggest simp you’ll ever fall in love with. She’ll ramble on about nothing for hours on end... yet you won’t mind as her rambling is hilarious and is almost melodic in how rhythmic it is. Her pale pink lips give a smile that could kill someone on the spot. She has deep forest green eyes that you could very easily get lost in that seem to always say “I fear nothing... exCEPT FOR INSECTS DEAR GOD THOSE LITTLE BASTARDS”
“Hey, what’s that girl over there’s name?”
“Heard some dude call her Bee, but with an intoxicating grin like that... that’s definitely Ruby Barker.
“Heard some dude call her Bee, but with an intoxicating grin like that... that’s definitely Ruby Barker.
by Captain Snap April 9, 2021