One that smokes cigarettes nonstop, is always being lazy, especially when it comes to walking ten feet to make it to the bathroom. Also, a Barfat never lifts a finger, never contributes to the common good of the world. A Barfat loves to insult those around, is insanely jealous, loves to eat Hohos, hit on girls that work at Hooters, and lastly: a Barfat is best friends with a pomeranian dog that doesnt bark, but makes this sound that no animal should ever make. It sounds like a howl, a horses sound and just something out of this world.