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The morning after sex, you wake up extra early when the woman is asleep. You Jack-off and slap her in the face with your meat. Then when she starts to open her eyes, you blast her in the face and scream "Bangkok Morning!"
I gave Sarah a Bangkok Morning today before I left for work, I hope she didn't mind.
by JBry September 17, 2008

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