BandHammers are Admin's with the power to rule your life, and bring it to a crashing halt. These are the people with Linux servers and mac laptops in hand to control your very existence. When dumb users do stupid shit, these Admin's come in, fix the shit you broke, and make your life a living hell, by decreasing your privileges and to make sure you don't do it again.
"Do not anger the BandHammer, I have root access"
"The BandHammer will Sudo Kick Your Ass"