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Banana Yoghurt

A colloquial for ejaculate. Used jocularly
"He's keen on banana yoghurt" meaning that he likes to suck cock. Often simply meaning "he's Gay", even if not factually accurate about liking semen.

Banana Yellow 

when riding in a motorized vehicle, hopefully with people you know, you are at a stop light, stop sign, on the highway, or just driving to your local convienent store to grab a slushy and some hot cheetos.. while in the car you see a different vehicle either on the road or parked in a near by lot for parking and the color of this vehicle is yellow, like a banana. hence the term, banana yellow. the first human to see this yellow vehicle yells out, " banana yellow" and hits every body else in the vehicle they are traveling in. if this person does not want to be hit back he or she says "banana yellow, no banana back" hence, resulting in a successful banana yellow attack. ah yes.
* in car *

-Person1: " banana yellow, no banana back"( hits passenger(s) next to him)

and laughs histerically saying" yess nigga yess i got you"

banana yogurt 

Miss banana yogurt is very funny and beautiful and strong and beautiful and cute and funny and lovable and beautiful
Is that banana yogurt

Sadly yes
I hate that girl
banana yogurt by Banana yogurt October 8, 2020

banana yogurt 

A very beautiful lady who is amazing and beautiful and is funny and kind and deserves the world and beautiful
You know that dumb idiot banana yogurt

You mean the ugly one
banana yogurt by Banana yogurt October 8, 2020

Put a banana in your ear 

A very famous phrase and song used in the popular youtube video "Charlie the Unicorn 2". In the video two unicons come up to Charlie and they want him to come along with them to see the Banana King but of course Charlie doesn't want to go because the last time he followed these strange unicorns he lost his kidney. But for some reason he goes anyway. But near the end of the episode they find a strange slug with a santa hat on. The slug soon begins to sing the "Put a banna in your ear" song...
Charlie you look quite down
With your big sad eyes
And your big fat frown
The world doesn't have to be so gray
Charlie when your life's a mess
When your feeling blue
Or are in distress
I know what can wipe that sad away
All you have to do is
Put a banana in your ear (a banana in my ear?)
Put a ripe banana right into your favorite ear
It's true (says who?)
So true
Once it's in your gloom will disappear
The bad in the world is hard to hear
When in your ear a banana cheers
So go and put a banana in your ear
Put a banana in your ear (I'd rather keep my ear clear)
You will never be happy
If you live your life in fear
It's true! (says you)
So true!

When it's in the skies are bright and clear
Oh, every day of every year
The sun shines bright in this big blue sphere
So go and put a banana in your
Earrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Is that a banana in your pocket or are you just happy to see me? 

Usually said to someone when it appears that they have a boner.

Said to embarass/draw attention to said person

Banana can be replaced with a multitude of things, i.e cucumber, pencil, roll of quarters, mint container, etc.
Guy 1: *walks into room*
Guy 2: Hey is that a banana in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
Guy 1: *looks down*
Everyone: *Laughs*