A Bamboukjian is a native African herbivorous bird only found within the high tree-tops of Asia.

It is one of the soul reasons why the Norwegian Forest Cat is going extinct, as the Bamboukjian eats all the Forest Rodents, leaving the Norwegian Forest Cat to starve.

The Bamboukjian's faeces is bright green, and when roasted and mixed with civet pulp, produces one of the worlds most expensive and low production varieties of coffee.
Hey lets follow that Bamboukjian, maybe we'll be lucky to collect some of its shit and sell it for a nice price.
by Lightning Boots September 9, 2012
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