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kick ass japanese horror punk band... perfect halloween music...
person 1- I just saw balzac in concert.
idiot- haha you said balzac, you fag... duhhhrrrr i'm stupid. narf.
person 1- I meant the band you jackass.
idiot- don't talk to me fag... huhhhhrrrrrr huhhrrrrrr...
(person 1 eventually killed the idiot...)
Balzac by jimmy sunshine December 28, 2005
1. Slang for ball sack, or a scrotum.

2. Horrible
1. He got kicked in the balzac.

2. I got fired today, man that's balzac!
balzac by Joe Dirrrrrrrrt June 22, 2005
Something that sounds dirty, but is not. A French Playwright
Balzac by Justafriend May 20, 2016
Not just the name of an author, but also used as a random exclamation of joy. Can also be used as an adjective demonstrating greatness.
You're not pregnant??? Balzac!!

Man, this ice cream is balzac!
Balzac by oedipus May 18, 2005
a modifying word for a hot day, playing on the phrase "Hot as balls" and the French author Honere de Balzac.
It's hot as Balzac today.
balzac by Jo Cabo February 10, 2009
A French author. Absolutely nothin funny about his name
Man, I love Balzac's work
Balzac by Ben Dover #1 March 27, 2023