A person who has so many skills, people who know them have trouble figuring out which is their favorite. Then they remember the baking skills.
2. A freezer that is consistently filled with enough booze to fuel three parties
Falling asleep on the landing of one's stairs.
2. I forgot to byob but it was ok because the balog was full.
3. I got so drunk last night I had to balog 9 steps up.
A typical day for a Balog is to get out of bed and examine itself for bruises and other injuries received during the previous night's drunken blackout. He/She then runs straight to the computer to log on to Runescape, where he/she immediately tells perfect strangers how much they love them. Then, it's off to the Cash-n-Go to get a payday loan......then a WalMart trip to buy dog food for their Pit Bull or Rotweiller. Once it returns home, it goes straight back to the computer for more online-lovin'.
Balogs tend to favor sex with married men/women, as they feel desirable and sexy if they are able to lure someone away from their spouse.
Balogs tend to live either in trailers, houses that are in foreclosure, or with several generations of their family in a tiny, crappy house in Pittsburgh. The female of the species uses her ed-u-ma-kashin to wipe retarded people's butts, or become a cocktail waitress. The male tends to be a self-proclaimed mechanic, a bouncer, or a bartender. When the Balog finally succeeds in getting a "fiance" from outside the family, he/she immediately moves in with them.
Another trend for female Balogs are fake pregnancies, used to keep their married "fiance" from being with his wife. Once confronted, they claim to have had a miscarriage. Drug use is also prevalent in circles of Balogs, as is drinking alcohol to excess. There are many Balog's with DUII's, Domestic charges, and drug charges.