Ball Cycle 

A monthly physiological process occurring in certain males that involves one of the testicles retracting up into the pubic region. This is the male counterpart to a menstrual cycle and sexual intercourse is not enjoyable during Ball Cycle. Men are usually more sensitive about their Ball Cycle than women are about their period. This is why jokes are so seldom made about Ball Cycle.

Bob: Dude, you should totally get your chick to blow you tonight!

Bill: Nah dude, it's that time of the month. I'm on my Ball Cycle.

Bob: Man, that sucks! I got mine last week.

Ball Cycle by Larry Finster December 22, 2009

Ballcycle 

A word that can imply emphasis on any general situation.
b'ɔːlsɪkəl

"Ballcycle, he ripped my arm right off!"
"Unholy ballcycle, the server is still down."
"Man, today was pretty ballcycle! I got a hundred dollars for free!"

Ballcycle by Party Garth March 7, 2010

ballcicle 

When it is so cold your balls freeze like an Icicle.

It's so fucking cold out I'm getting ballcicles.

ballcicle by mark666 May 17, 2007

frozen ballcicle 

when you are about to have sex and the girls parents come home (blue balls), you have to hide outside in your boxers, its 5 degrees, and your nuts get stuck to your leg.

man i went over to stacys house last night but all i got was a frozen ballcicle

frozen ballcicle by TYCO98 May 10, 2014