A man of mythical status and legendary multitasking ability, the Ball State Ass Slapper is a rising star in the shady world of Mobile Bicycle Ass Slapping (MBAS). Considered by many a hero and by some a vigilante, the Ball State Ass Slapper is doing everything he can to keep Ball State safe from those who would have us believe that asses are not to be slapped. The world salutes you.
No one will ever forget that morning and what it meant for this country. But I will never forget the man and what he meant to me, hail the Ball State Ass Slapper!
by Rockellez April 07, 2010