bald eagle

when a chic don't got any pube hairs cuz she waxed it all off or shaved it

Girl 1 :: ((_walks up to friends_)) HEYY !! LOOK AT MY BALD EAGLE !! ((_pulls down pants to show off_))
Girl 2 :: that had to have hurt down there ..

by `1 xO_GiiAnnA* June 30, 2005

bald eagle

A bagel that originally had toppings (sesame seeds, poppy seeds, etc) that has subsequently had all of the toppings brushed off before consumption.

I ordered a poppy seed, but the server brought me a bald eagle. WTF.

by freedomFREEDOM August 20, 2015

Bald eagle

When you are being ridden native American style (see def. Native American style ) , and you get scalped from behind. Your partner then shots a creamy wad on your open head wound.

I was riding this skank last night native American style so I pulled out my hatchet and gave that bitch a Bald eagle.

by N8dog640 July 16, 2014

bald eagle

the male equivalent of a cougar; an older man who seeks out young women

Jon is a bald eagle, always chasing after eagle scouts.

by JonTheGeek January 22, 2008

The bald eagle

when a chick is speard-eagle wid a non-existant bush.
1..(shaved bush = BALD) + (speard eagle) - spread..
OR
2..an speadeagle that has been balled

1.. she had a nice bald eagle when i was there last

2..you i just balled that eagle

by knonomusawsomus to the octomus primus October 7, 2003

The Bald Eagle

The act of shaving your partner's hair during sex and shoving it up the rectum and shitting it out.

Me and my girlfriend were doing the bald eagle and it was great, but now my ass itches

by Jonjohanjenkenheimershmidt September 6, 2015

bald eagle

a hairless cok

that kids so young hes got a bald eagle

by Matt Jones February 23, 2003