Bakersfield tuxedo

Bakersfield tuxedo, Jockstrap and a Tee shirt. In the Summer months it's over 100 degrees in Bakersfield most men stay at home and get comfortable wearing the bare minimal amount of clothing, normally a Jockstrap and a Tee shirt.

Dude what are you wear to the dance? A Bakersfield tuxedo of course.

by CHUCKUFARLEY July 27, 2011

Bakersfield Baseball

when someone (usually a man) takes a shit standing up, another man (or lady) behind him hits the turd with a baseball bat and it splatters on a lady a few feet away

Hey, I have to take a shit, do you guys want to play some Bakersfield Baseball

by jspivs May 24, 2009

Bakersfield Omelette

When a group of bikers jerk off into a pan and cook it.

We cooked up a breakfast of Bakersfield Omelettes for those skanks at Sturgis last year.

by mctacos666 June 26, 2010

BAKERSFIELD GANGS

BAKERSFIELD GANGS =

EASTSIDE CRIPS:

spoonie g crips,
stroller boy crips,
mid city crips,
lakeview gangsta crips,
project crips,
clifton mob crips,

WESTSIDE CRIPS:
westside gangsta crips,
family crips,

SOUTHSIDE/COUNTRY BOY CRIPS (CBC):
watts & lotus blocc crips,
melwood blocc crips aka helwood,
bradshaw hustler gang,
mad blocc crips,
reece & cheetam blocc aka rc blocc,
cottonwood crips,

BLOODS:
westside warlord piru,

SURENOS:
loma bakers 13,
hillside loma bakers 13,
colonia bakers 13,
okie bakers 13,
varrio bakers 13,
bakers sur trece gang,
southside bakers 13,
lil locos (ss bakers),
southgate locos (ss bakers),

BAKERSFIELD GANGS

by active locc July 17, 2009

bakersfield boondocks

the south side of bakersfield, ca, just north of, sometimes including, rexland acres and greenfield.

lesss dip out to the bakersfield boondocks, the stockdale slums and the creek are hella lame.

by bonesisaddicted July 7, 2009

Bakersfield Condors

Located in Bakersfield, California, they are part of the ECHL. They are affiliated with the Iowa Chops of the AHL, and the Anaheim Ducks of the NHL.

GO BAKERSFIELD CONDORS!!!!

by Bakersfield Condors Fan January 29, 2009

bakersfield dozen

(Mathematics & Measurements / Units) three.

From the practice of giving three units where twelve were requested, because Bakersfield is a poor place in California.

Jesus, are you trying to short me with that bakersfield dozen again?

by California Nelson99 June 6, 2011