When someone is asleep, you proceed to defecate, vomit, urinate, and blow your load on their hair. Then you mix it all together, in the same way you would shampoo your hair. After that you proceed to light it on fire, hence "baked" alaskan pie.
When Travis fell asleep last night Igor snuck into his room with a book of matches, a full bladder, lotion, and a gag stick, while prairy dogging his poop. He had all the tools needed to continue to make himself a Baked Alaskan Pie.
by Cabin Store Ease April 11, 2006