a 5 foot tall stickman with a foot long penis who comes out of bushes to "bagouse" (buttfuck) you when you get out of your car to repair it along side ofthe road. he can teleport from bush to bush, has an offensive laugh, doesnt talk, and is tres segously. sometimes spelled bhagooser.
A Japanese slang portmanteau of the words baka and couple (couple is pronounced kappuru in Japanese).
Used to refer to a couple who, prior to being together, at least had the sense of shame to not flirt with each other in public and embarrass people they know or gross out everyone else.
"Jack and Jane are such a bacouple, wearing those silly matching clothes and flirting around in the middle of a shopping mall. Let's pretend we don't know them."