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bagouser 

a 5 foot tall stickman with a foot long penis who comes out of bushes to "bagouse" (buttfuck) you when you get out of your car to repair it along side ofthe road. he can teleport from bush to bush, has an offensive laugh, doesnt talk, and is tres segously. sometimes spelled bhagooser.
I was bagoused by the wachousay bagouser when i got out of my car to change a flat.
bagouser by SirManth April 7, 2005
Related Words
a cat-call used to point out an attractive male or female, preferably when the subject is unaware of the meaning of the word
Ted: Baholla at that girl!
Jackie: Oh that one, I agree, her boyfriend is a baholla too!

Guy: Baholla!
Girl: What?
Guy: Nothing...
baholla by shovelyjoe June 24, 2011
I was eating some peanuts when I discovered a bahnut
Bahnut by Mr Dove February 11, 2019
eunice is baho
baho by jingjingjing December 23, 2008
Bahood is nothing but everything at the same time. This word can be used in any sentence as a replacement word.
“Stop acting like a bahood”
“My bahood is better than yours”
“I’ll hit you right in the bahood”
Bahood by Tangodown February 9, 2018

bacouple 

A Japanese slang portmanteau of the words baka and couple (couple is pronounced kappuru in Japanese).

Used to refer to a couple who, prior to being together, at least had the sense of shame to not flirt with each other in public and embarrass people they know or gross out everyone else.
"Jack and Jane are such a bacouple, wearing those silly matching clothes and flirting around in the middle of a shopping mall. Let's pretend we don't know them."
bacouple by kusamaki April 7, 2009