This person looks super serious when giving you your bagel, is upset if you do not become a regular costumer, and always eats, even on the days he is not working, at his place of employment, willingly going back behind the counter with out pay.
He may also engage in the act of making a doughy Vagina, like Flesh light and having sex with it. Alternatively he may fashion a dildo out of flatbread and allow the manger to ritualistically sodomize him with it, with the intent of becoming the grand master of dough.
2. Person one...Why is that guy recieving anal sex from a thirty year old store manger using a cock made of flat bread.
Person Two: Because he is a Bagel ducker.