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A girl that has a flabby ass and loose vagina, but good for meaningless sex. Usually a girl you wake up next to and run away from as soon as possible. It is appropriate for your friend to yell "BAD HAM, BAD HAM..." when making a reference to your one night stand with her or girl like her. Sometimes the word is best used with a funny hand gesture or a finger wagging. Origin of word: Abilene, Texas.
"Damn man, how drunk were you? She is a straight up bad ham!"

"There was a group of black people swarming around that bad ham. They love bouncing that kind of ass."

"Hey Nolan, BAD HAM, BAD HAM!"
Bad Ham by jawsattack07 December 14, 2009
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THE BAD G HAMSTERS 

The bad oraganization of hamsters better then ham-hams kills all the ham-hams and Onittrays the leader
The Bad G hamsters came and killed the ham-hams
THE BAD G HAMSTERS by Onittray October 16, 2003
www.sandiegofires.tk, please, this is rather straightforward
badham by humperdink March 27, 2004
badham means the most wonderfull person ever and shpuld be treated nicely
person: hi campbell
bob: hi random person i have never met before and is probably going to murder me. how are you?
peson: grabs knife; your such a badham

badham a nice person.
badham by hi, please dont die September 7, 2021

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026
Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.
This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)
dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004
Word of the Day on June 20, 2026