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A term derived from "bad hair day." A bad pube day occurs when a person has not trimmed his/her pubic hair, and it looks fucked-up and disgusting. It may also be used metaphorically, and mean that you had a bad sex experience in the morning, and it caused a bad attitude for the rest of the day. EXAMPLE #1
Joe: Dude, whats with your pubes? John: I didn't have enough time in the morning to trim them. Joe: That sucks. I hate bad pube days. It looks like Donald Trump down there. Boss: Alright guys. You've been by the watercooler for too long. Back to work! EXAMPLE #2 Joe: Hey John. Did you send that fax yet. John: SHUT THE FUCK UP. I'M ON IT! Joe: What his problem? Boss: He came too fast this morning and his wife got REALLY pissed. This is probably his most intense bad pube day I have ever seen. |
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