A large group of pedophiles commonly seen making kitty cat noises in dark alleys. These creatures spend most of their time dressing up as 10-20 year old children, and pretending to fish...

Baconkkake are often overlooked as a blight on humanity, but their collective bodies could potentially keep a small group of people alive for around a month.

Note: Keep valuables in your pants when attempting to interact with these creatures. "Tis a holy place."
Yo dude that "Baconkkake" guy was wearin' a dress, i swear!
by Lolicarrots July 25, 2010
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