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Bacon Game 

A game
RULES:
Poke someone
Hold out your hand
Say "bacon"
If they slap your hand before you move away, they win
If they don't, you win
Me- *poke* *holds out hand* BACON!!!
You- *tries to slap my hand*
Me- *moves hand*
You- Crap!
Me- HAHA I WIN! IN YOUR FACE SUCKA'!!! I just beat you at the Bacon Game!!!
Bacon Game by -insert_name_here- February 27, 2012

Bacongate 

The incredibly idiotic and amazing event concerning the cooking of pork products in empty school dressing rooms. This act of civil disobedience resulted in harsh punishment when members of the bacon brigade were caught in the act by their supervisor. Members of such an act of defiance will forever be remembered as the ones who stood up in the face of athletics assemblies and said, "Bacon is King!"
Hey guys, did you hear about the bacongate scandal?
Yeah, it was ridiculous. Those kids are going to lead the country some day.

What should we do during this dumb ass-assembly?
I don't know, lets cook some bacon.
Bacongate by Nixon of Pork March 11, 2011