baby's momma 

the mother of your illegitimate, and usually accidental, baby. Usually resulting from misplaced 'skeet' (see: sperm, ejaculation, pulling out).
A new trend or uprising fashion statement of modern 'gangstas'. More and more, baby's momma's are like the flat brimmed hat or diamond-plated teeth of todays thugs, regarded highly for the purpose of bragging rights. Baby mommas are often mistreated with the knowledge that, being tainted, she is yours for life and will never leave your side. Even after vigorous 'teaching' and respect' (see: bitch slap) she will remain there with you through thick and thin.
Those who have baby mommas are usually seen comparing both the looks and 'booty' of said mommas. Lately, even ballers, and shot callers have been joining into this trend. Phrases such as "i gotta pay my baby momma alimony," and "who's that? oh that's just my baby momma," have become increasingly popular with the younger generation.

1. Before a thug goes out, he makes sure he has his hat on, his chains, and his baby's momma's name tatoo on his arm.
2. I would pay child support to my baby's momma, but I would rather bang on di pipe.
3.I forgot to pull out, so i got me a baby's momma... don't tell her.. but I didn't forget
4. Ceal is my baby's momma, we had an unfortunate skeeting accident. - Mat

baby's momma by Mat and Ceal October 16, 2005

baby momma's 

Dead beat mothers, of all these crackers babies born out of wedlock, thus are now being supported by tax dollars of all working people.

There is a misconception that all black people on welfare, but Statistics show that there are more White bitches on welfare than any other race.

This just shows and proves the ignorance of honkeys once again.

Myth: People on welfare are usually black, teenage mothers who stay on ten years at a time.

Fact: Most welfare recipients are non-black, adult and on welfare less than two years at a time.

According to the Census->

65% are white
17% are Latino
13% are black

Other sources

39% white recipients
38% black

17% Hispanic

bottom line:

Accept is the Fact that there are More whites on on welfare thus more whites benefit from the American tax dollars than any other race Period.

They also get more SSI checks too.

:-)

welfare recipients baby momma's Myth

baby momma's by Carte Blanche 4 u December 6, 2010

babys momma

The mother of your illegitimate child. Often the result of a short-term relationship or a one-night-stand, therefore she is not refered to as "ex-girlfriend."

babys momma by Tom August 17, 2003

babys momma

One who hassles for child support.

That chick you banged when you were drunk and forgot to bag it.

My babys momma is bringing my kid over today. I gave in and banged my baby momma last night.

babys momma by Anonymous July 29, 2003