Top Definition
The white, cheezy whizzy substance that surrounds a bus station skank's clit when she fails to wash her Precious with hot water and soap each morning.

alt.: smegma
Ted: Dayum, I shouldn't have prepaid that jungle twat, Sylvia.

Gene: You sick fuck! You'd pay for sex with Sylvia?

Ted: Yeah, man, and she was packin' a lunch box full of baby toe cheese.

Gene: Oh, yo.
by AmusesHerself April 14, 2009

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