A BMW driver is most likely a 17 year old white girl. They don’t use their turn signals, especially when going to Starbucks. If you see a BMW driver in the wild, keep back 250 feet, and prepare to call triple A, because you have a 76.6 percent chance of rear ending them.
by SizzleSticks21 September 11, 2020
When a certain type of mae purchases a BMW motor vehicle an they somehow seem to think they're suddenly better than every other motorist. They cause much discomfort and anger amongst other drivers.
Paul: What's this? He just cut me up!
Susanne: Darling, you're forgetting that he is driving a BMW.
Paul: bmw driver syndrome strikes again, what a twat!
Susanne: Darling, you're forgetting that he is driving a BMW.
Paul: bmw driver syndrome strikes again, what a twat!
by greavsie458 March 4, 2011
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