A heavy metal singer, that is stuck in the 80's. His physical appearance is that of a dwarf or midget. He is often noted, by Pantera ripoff screams, and over promotion of his pathetic band. His career usually is a lifelong service of the pizza industry. His promotions go as far as texting everyone to buy a copy of his sad ass album, at 8 a.m. He has also been caught having sex with the smallest prick know to man. He tends to think the south will rise again.