Behspooge 

When a woman gets her husband to ejaculate into her hand. The woman then slaps the intended target in the face with her husbands semen.

Origin: Bitch Slap and Spooge

Natalie: That bitch just stole my parking spot! I'm going to totally Behspooge her.
Natalie's husband: Sounds good.

Behspooge by Mystery5005 December 5, 2012

Behsime 

Being very slimy all the time.

Man you are so Behsime today, that is foul man.

Behsime by Jimminy Slicker February 18, 2010

behshad 

the best of happinesses

behnam= the best of names
behrouz= the best of days
behshad= the best of happinesses
shad=happiness

behshad by Safar Ali November 8, 2013

Kuthe Ni Behsti 

Behsti means embarrass or embarrassment in Urdu/Hindi/Punjabi. To have your Behsti done amongst others means to be embarrassed, not neccessarily in front of anyone, can be verbal, written or even physical.

A Kutha is Urdu/Hindi/Punjabi for Dog. Generally seen as creatures who are loyal yet can be overpowered by their owners and disrespected at will, this then gives the sense of authority over them as it is up to the owner to keep his dogs respect.

To embarass someone to the level of a dog would be regarded as Kuthe Ni Behsti. Where there is no coming back from that level of degradation.

Example 1
Man 1: "This guy went to spit on me but ended up spitting on himself!"
Man 2: "LOL, did anyone see?"
Man 1: "Yeah, about 10 people bruv!"
Man 2: "LOL! That's proper Kuthe Ni Behsti!"

Example 2
A man walking past some coins on the ground decides to pick them up. Unfortunately for him, they have been glued to the floor and he was being recorded. The people filming him on the sly laughed at him in his face. It was a proper Kuthe Ni Behsti moment.

Kuthe Ni Behsti by TotalControl March 14, 2017

Behshad 

The best happiness
Someone who, even if not happy, looks happy and makes his friends, acquaintances and family happy
He is a person with will and achieves his goals, big and small. His greatest goal; Happiness and joy and satisfaction of others from him.
He is an introvert and is very hard on choosing a spouse.

Behshad is an Iranian name that is usually used for a boy.

Behshad by BehiJnr November 22, 2021

Behshad 

Type of dude who has the biggest ego in farsi class.

Damn, pipe down, ur acting like behshad.

Behshad by Based Ostad November 23, 2021