Mrs. Dickonface: William it appears as though your pork sword is trying to escape its denim cage!
William: Fuck off!
Mrs. Dickonface: Take yourself and your BCS and move to the front!
(William hurries to readjust his dick in his waistband while the class stares at the tip that just barely sticks out of the top of his jeans)
Due to Disney/ABC/ESPNs continual pimping of conferences on their networks, superior conferences such as the SEC get the shaft while analysts such as Mark May cream their pants at the thought of watching USC beat Fresno St by 30. Better yet watch Lou Holtz jerk off under the broadcast desk every time Notre Dame beats Army, Navy, Air Force, Coast Guard, National Guard and every other academy they can find. What was VMI to busy?
Originated in Anderson Hall of Linfield College, then migrated to other dorms and eventually off campus.
The BCS is an affliction that may be contagious but is most commonly associated with "hershey's" and "s'mores"
"Why does he BCS? It's like he needs the attention constantly."
Because the jerks at the BCS think teams that lose in this season but were good in the past deserve tops spots more than us.