B.O.W.S is commonly found in the young male. Its scientific name is Black ops withdraw symptoms. Hence the abbreviation B.O.W.S. Usually it takes many days to recover from this death ridden disease. It can be caught by playing Call of Duty Black Ops too long. If you are unfortunate enough to catch this disease then isolate your self, don't even speak to anyone just sit there in your scummy room and play it!

D.I.B.S is an acronym for Do It Big Syndrome

Case Of Balls Sticking To Legs. This can occur in extreme heat when there is excessive persperation from the lower regions. Also see c.o.i.b.

Acronym for Crab On Booty Syndrome. This syndrome occurs most often in high school and college students who haven't slept or gotten what they want over an extended period of time. Symptoms include irritability, hunger, the inability to co-operate with others, pouting, whining, frowning (in this case we will refer to it as an upside down smile), and a general distaste for the other people who inhabit planet earth.

Pick Up Big Styleey

To pick up hot girls.

Used on the beach, it gives the male the power to identify hot ass to his friends without arousing suspicion. Often followed by a clock sign....

SLOBS or Super, Lazy, Obscene, Bastards consists of 4 people: Galloglasses, Mental Myles, Rebby, and Siccer who all live in the same house and get themselves into all sorts of crazy trouble and adventures.

Galloglasses being the serious one is a young Inquisitor who tries to keep and order in the house..rarely achieving this goal.

Mental Myles or Velentfull is a cyborg from an alternate timeline who got sent back in time and for some reason is now living with the other SLOBs, he also has a thing for Reb.

Rebby is the only female member of the SLOBs house, along with her Heartless monster Edna can only watch from the side as the guys of the house make a mess.

Siccer dubbed the Nutjob of the house by the other SLOBs is the dumbest member of the bunch, getting himself into all sorts of trouble he is disliked by the other SLOBs for this reason, Siccer got accidentally shipped to the SLOBs house in a cardboard box which he kept for some strange reason. He also has a strange fascination for pickles and sharp objects probably for his lack of personal safety.

more info to come....maybe

Originated out of Westgate High school in Thunder Bay Ontario. It is generally, used to describe the social outcasts and so-called "dirty kids". We all know the types of ugly, metal band loving, "RANCID" sacks of nothing, that are definable B.O.F.s. If you can't recall ever encountering one of these elite specimines just go to the deepest, darkest cornor of your local high school and you are more than likely to see, one of these socially disgraced, souls.
Do not go looking for the smell of these beings; they cannot be defined through scent. One needs to witness one of these monstrosities in order to fully comprehend just exactly what a B.O.F. is.
Some B.O.F.s have been tagged and monitored by authorities ranging from numbers one straight through to 111. For your protection if you do come into contact with one of these humans please contact your local authorities and they will provide you with the appropriate vaccination information and a strile towel to ease the pain off until further help is contacted.