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The act of committing a series of statutory rapes on underage females, and then hiring a call girl to go to a formal event with you, whilst you try to pass her off as your girlfriend.
Tom: Dude that guys' life must suck.
Bill: Yeah man he's been pullin a B Walko for years now to try and keep himself happy. He's not fooling anyone though.
by Penisburg McGee October 14, 2013

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