aveda

A cosmetology school which boasts being the premier scholastic achievment for girls who got pregnant their sophomore year of high school.

Prompting the promising and lucrative career of "full time mommy"

*uterus spits out another kid*
/wipes legs

"There's my 15th one! I now qualify for free tuition at aveda Institute of cosmetoglogy"
#fulltimemommy

by Vladmir_poopin January 9, 2017