Top Definition
Verb - a portmanteau of AUTO (self, one's own) and lamPOON (publicly criticise (someone or something) by using ridicule or sarcasm).
Desmond facebook rapes his friend Dave:
"I have decided to come clean and announce my retirement from heterosexuality"

...a few hours later Desmond notices, to his horror, that he had posted this on his own facebook. Autopoon.
by drummerob402 April 19, 2011

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