A large bankrupt rock that is neither a country nor a continent, and is full of poisonous snakes lizards, and lesbians, has far too many bar-brawlers.
by downwithaustralia April 16, 2010
We're upside down apparently .
REST OF WORLD: Yeah Australia is upside down.
AUSTRALIA (quietly) No we're not :(
MILLIONS of people die everyday from the Australia is upside down saying you can stop this by calling 555-555-555 or calling 13 10 60
AUSTRALIA (quietly) No we're not :(
MILLIONS of people die everyday from the Australia is upside down saying you can stop this by calling 555-555-555 or calling 13 10 60
by Anti upside down Australia December 13, 2017
The coolest place in the world, filled with the most coolest people in the world. Santa Clause's summer home is located just outside of Cairns, Queensland. And the whole shark attack thing -- myth!
Me: Wow! This Australia place is SOOOO cool! I never want to leave.
Aussie: Yieh, aur kuale's aer haepy. Aind aur sherks aer frindlee, mite.
Me: WwoooowwwW!
Aussie: Eand way've gat gikoes.
Me: ADOPT ME!
Aussie: Yieh, aur kuale's aer haepy. Aind aur sherks aer frindlee, mite.
Me: WwoooowwwW!
Aussie: Eand way've gat gikoes.
Me: ADOPT ME!
by p@$$ing thr.ugh January 10, 2010
by boogieeboogie January 25, 2010
Once a great country which is now totaly infested with bogans of all kinds, this sad occuracnce was brought on by the local sport known as AFL (AKA an excuse to cheer, get drunk, beat the shit out of people and assult women). due to the popularty of the sport and conformist human nature many people purposely became dummer to try and fit in with all the other morons who belive they are cool. although at first glance australia seems like a pretty cool place (and it is if youre on holiday) in reality it is a giant scum pit overwhelmed by racisim, voilence and just pure hatered. In america people get shot, in australia we were smart enough to ban guns the first time someone went on a rampage so instead people now get stabbed or Knifed. Not all people are bad in australia, just most of them, if you want examples of the good people you really have to look hard these days. if you want an example of the bad try looking in the MW2 online communtiy or every body who thumbs down this defenition.
want an example of how large the bogan population is, try everybody who defenied australia as a good country.
want an example of how large the bogan population is, try everybody who defenied australia as a good country.
bogan: hey cunt what are looking at?
me(mumble): the reason I hate Australia so much.
bogan: what faggot, you dont like aussie!? well then hop on a boat a get the fuck outta my country!!
me:..... ...words cannot describe your stupidity.....
bogan: shut the fuck up cunt or ill smash ya fucken face in!
me: 3rd best counrty my ass...
bogan: (proceeds to punches me in the face multiple times leaving me on the ground bleeding from the mouth with a brocken nose and a concussion)
me(mumble): the reason I hate Australia so much.
bogan: what faggot, you dont like aussie!? well then hop on a boat a get the fuck outta my country!!
me:..... ...words cannot describe your stupidity.....
bogan: shut the fuck up cunt or ill smash ya fucken face in!
me: 3rd best counrty my ass...
bogan: (proceeds to punches me in the face multiple times leaving me on the ground bleeding from the mouth with a brocken nose and a concussion)
by catfish828 October 25, 2010
the best f***ing country in the world. great surf, great climate, great people.
we aussies have funny accents and we speak too fast for americans.
we aussies have funny accents and we speak too fast for americans.
by HoTTiE May 16, 2005
by kiwi4ever August 11, 2010